2019
2017
Substandard #23 – Last weekend of Blacks Footy
Substandard #22 – B@stards GF win
Substandard #21 -Girls win Div 1 Grand Final
Substandard #20 – September Beckons
Substandard #19 – 2 down 5 remaining
Substandard #18 – FINALS ARE HERE
Substandard #17 – Connor Noonan pin-up boy
Substandard #15 – Divots down Hindley
Substandard #13 – Sherminator kicks 7!
Substandard #12 -Leo James Antonopolonalonitoniadis
Substandard #11 – S@xy Pimps 300th
Substandard #10 – 344 games Howie
Substandard #9 – Hamish Plugga Crouch
Substandard #8 – B@stard Bowlies
Substandard #7 – 300 games Wayne King
Substandard #6 – David “Fake News” Jean
Substandard #4 – Brokeback Milton (SPOC 9-0)
Substandard #3 – Crybaby King Kernahs
2016
Substandard #22 – Party Parks 1 kick 1 goal
Substandard #21 – Bobby Miles stacks longroom
Substandard #20 – 5 teams finals bound
Substandard #18 – Rulebooooook
Substandard #15 – Tex gets airtime
Substandard #14 – 100 games Heartbreaker Hewish
Substandard #13 – 7 goal Buttman
Substandard #12 – Man mountain Rohde 100 games
Substandard #11 – Vally 150 Games
Substandard #10 – 1R 06 Granny
Substandard #8 – YOUUUUUU B@stards
Substandard #7 – The rocky Austin show
Substandard #6 – 4×3 =24 Greiger
Substandard #5 – Penniment finds himself
Substandard #4 – Harry Hazard Jamieson
Substandard #3 – Malinauskas vs Bernadi
2015
Substandard #23 – Sarre in Rome
Substandard #22 – B@stards come back of the century
Substandard #21 – Super Sunday
Substandard #20 – Jack Grieger can’t read
Substandard #19 – Chalky shirtless
Substandard #17 – Butssssss deeep
Substandard #16 – Screecher is aroused
Substandard #15 – Fritch Mancis
Substandard #13 – Lewy 200 games
Substandard #11 – Windmills vs Penetrator
Substandard #10 – Hewish is single
Substandard #9 – Tex Walker 150 Games
Substandard #8 – Nick the Lyricist Gill
Substandard #7 – AFL v AUFC Comparision
Substandard #5 – Injury report