- 2004 – D10N – Bitch & Broadie’s Bastards
- 2005 – D10N – The Bastards
- 2013 – 8R – The Scum
Total Games Played: 269 and counting
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 155
Total Goals Kicked: 98
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 6 – Sat 09th Apr 2005, against Pooraka at Park 10. Win: 107 to 59. G Grade – The Bastards. Played at Wing.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 155
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 8
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 11th Aug 2018, 10:15am, against Mawson Lakes at Mawson Lakes Oval. Win: 65 to 39. F Grade – The SCUM. Played at Half Forward Flank.
Position Most Selected As: Wing, 71 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Interchange, 64 times
First Known Game: Sat 17th Apr 1999, against Portland at Port Reserve. Loss: 52 to 94. D Grade – The Chardonnay Socialists. Played at Interchange.
Last Known Game: Sat 26th Sep 2020, 10:00am, against Marion at St Marys Oval. Loss: 33 to 39. F Grade – The Scum. Played at Interchange.
Biggest Winning Margin: 215 – Sat 02nd Jun 2018, 1:41pm, against Mawson Lakes at University Oval. Win: 217 to 2. F Grade – The SCUM. Played at Half Back Flank.
Club record 3 times JT Goose winner (one associated with a fractured cervical spine).
Not too many players have AUFC Songs named after them but “Palsy” has one ending like this……
Sing me songs of Palsy flying
Jumped off the telly, collar-bones cryin’
The loose man of the Blacks, Pal-sy
AUFC Treasurer 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021