Life Member
Inducted 2012
Nickname: Yuppy Uppy
Premierships:
- 1997 – D8NR – The Scum
- 2000 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2001 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2002 – D8R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2003 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2006 – D6R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2009 – 7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2010 – 7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
Total Games Played: 250
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 201
Total Goals Kicked: 194
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 5 – Sat 24th May 2003, against Colonel Light Gardens at University Oval. Win: 156 to 8. F Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Forward Pocket.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 245
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 7
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 04th Aug 2007, against Lockleys at Lockleys Oval. Win: 94 to 38. G Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Midfield.
Position Most Selected As: Midfield, 156 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Half Forward Flank, 47 times
First Known Game: Sat 19th Apr 1997, against Port District at Largs Reserve. Loss: 46 to 84. F Grade – Big Hairy Willie and the Waxed Ballbags. Played at Midfield.
Last Known Game: Sat 12th Jul 2014, against Woodville South at Park 10. Win: 123 to 22. G Grade – The Scum. Played at Half Forward Flank.
Biggest Winning Margin: 244 – Sun 10th May 2009, against North Pines at University Oval. Win: 244 to 0. D Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Half Forward Flank.