Life Member
Inducted 2012
Nickname: Lazy
Premierships:
- 1997 – D8S – Hollywood Denno and the C grade actors
- 2001 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2003 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2006 – D6R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2009 – 7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2010 – 7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
Total Games Played: 257
B Grade Games Played: 30
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 199
Total Goals Kicked: 402
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 19 – Sun 02nd Aug 2009, against Ovingham at Cane Reserve. Win: 176 to 42. D Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Forward Pocket.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 245
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 14
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 05th Apr 2014, against Mitcham at N/A. Win: 79 to 47. G Grade – The Scum. Played at Full Forward.
Position Most Selected As: Forward Pocket, 63 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Half Forward Flank, 43 times
First Known Game: Sat 11th May 1996, against Central United at Mofflin Reserve. Loss: 48 to 145. C Grade – Appo’s Angels. Played at Half Forward Flank.
Last Known Game: Fri 30th Jun 2017, against Tea Tree Gully at University Oval. Loss: 55 to 92. C Grade – Sexy P!mp & His C-Men. Played at Interchange.
Biggest Winning Margin: 244 – Sun 10th May 2009, against North Pines at University Oval. Win: 244 to 0. D Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Forward Pocket.