Nickname: Stormtrooper of Love
- 2003 – D7 – One Arm Bandit & the Pokies
- 2006 – D8 – The Chardonnay Socialists
- 2007 – C1 – The Chardonnay Socialists
Total Games Played: 256
A Grade Games Played: 88
B Grade Games Played: 80
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 175
Total Goals Kicked: 146
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 7 – Sat 14th Aug 1993, against Brighton District & O.S. at University Oval. Win: 162 to 58. A Grade – The Wicked Witches of the Westies. Played at Full Forward.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 367
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 20
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 04th Aug 2007, against Gepps Cross at University Oval. Win: 145 to 9. D Grade – The Chardonnay Socialists. Played at Midfield.
Position Most Selected As: Midfield, 57 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Back Pocket, 54 times
First Known Game: Sat 13th Apr 1991, against Scotch O.C. at Unley Oval. Win: 109 to 81. A Grade – The Wicked Witches of the Westies. Played at Half Forward Flank.
Last Known Game: Thu 25th Jul 2013, against SMOSH at Park 10. Win: 147 to 17. F Grade – The Scum. Played at Centre Half Forward.
Biggest Winning Margin: 216 – Sat 29th Apr 2006, against Eastern Park at Park 10. Win: 220 to 4. D Grade – The Chardonnay Socialists. Played at Midfield.