Nickname: Big Al’s Grandson
- 2003 – D7 – One Arm Bandit & the Pokies
- 2010 – 7 – The Pimp & His Big Blue Hat Full Of C-Men
Total Games Played: 270
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 153
Total Goals Kicked: 68
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 4 – Sat 26th Apr 2003, against Western Warriors at Underdale High School. Win: 249 to 61. C Grade – One Arm Bandit & the Pokies. Played at Interchange.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 399
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 17
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 13th Apr 2013, against Black Friars at St Dominics Oval. Loss: 26 to 123. D Grade – The Kenny Everitt Video Show. Played at Full Back.
Position Most Selected As: Wing, 155 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Back Pocket, 41 times
First Known Game: Sat 17th Apr 1999, against Portland at Port Reserve. Win: 70 to 48. H Grade – The Scum. Played at Wing.
Last Known Game: Sat 26th Sep 2020, 10:00am, against Marion at St Marys Oval. Loss: 33 to 39. F Grade – The Scum. Played at Back Pocket.
Biggest Winning Margin: 225 – Sat 15th Jul 2017, against North Pines at University Oval. Win: 264 to 39. C Grade – Sexy P!mp & His C-Men. Played at Wing.