Nickname: The Sexy Pimp
- 1997 – D8S – Hollywood Denno and the C grade actors
- 2003 – D7 – One Arm Bandit & the Pokies
Total Games Played: 318
B Grade Games Played: 16
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 169
Total Goals Kicked: 38
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 3 – Sat 31st May 2008, against Mitchell Park at University Oval. Win: 118 to 98. C Grade – The Pimp & His Big Blue Hat Full Of C-Men. Played at Centre Half Back.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 352
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 17
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 28th Apr 2018, 10:15am, against Pembroke O.S. at Haslam Oval. Win: 113 to 25. D Grade – The B@stards. Played at Full Back.
Position Most Selected As: Centre Half Back, 105 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Interchange, 63 times
First Known Game: Sat 20th Apr 1996, against Athelstone at Park 10. Loss: 66 to 124. D Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Wing.
Last Known Game: Sat 29th Aug 2020, 12:15pm, against Lockleys at Lockleys Oval. Win: 78 to 52. E Grade – Brady Bunch. Played at Full Back.
Biggest Winning Margin: 225 – Sat 15th Jul 2017, against North Pines at University Oval. Win: 264 to 39. C Grade – Sexy P!mp & His C-Men. Played at Interchange.