Life Member
Inducted 2012
Nickname: Waddle Duck
Premierships:
- 1994 – A8 – Jerk and the Offs
- 2000 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2001 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2002 – D8R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
- 2003 – D7R – Foster’s Green Arseholes
Total Games Played: 203
B Grade Games Played: 2
Games Won (Stat Recorded Games): 145
Total Goals Kicked: 58
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 2 – Sat 11th Aug 2007, against Westminster O.S. at University Oval. Win: 116 to 14. G Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Half Forward Flank.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 473
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 28
Last Jug Of Beer: Sat 22nd Jul 2006, against Central United at Park 10. Loss: 63 to 75. G Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Midfield.
Position Most Selected As: Midfield, 125 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Half Back Flank, 40 times
First Known Game: Sat 15th May 1993, against Kilburn at Blair Athol Reserve. Win: 76 to 75. E Grade – The Side of Lamb. Played at Half Forward Flank.
Last Known Game: Sat 01st Sep 2007, against Hope Valley at Daly Oval. Loss: 51 to 94. G Grade – Foster’s Green Arseholes. Played at Interchange.
Biggest Winning Margin: 262 – Sat 04th Jun 1994, against Ingle Farm at Rowe Park. Win: 264 to 2. E Grade – Jerk and the Offs. Played at Midfield.