Life Member
Inducted 2012
# 44
Nick names include “F**k off Howie MkII/Homewrecker/Gnomewrecker/Homemaker”
Games played (including intervarsity) 384* and still ongoing
5 Premierships:
· 2000 – D8 – The Chardonnay Socialists
· 2006 – D8 – The Chardonnay Socialists
· 2007 – C1 – The Chardonnay Socialists
· 2008 – C1 – The Chardonnay Socialists
· 2013 – 8R – The Scum
Total Goals Kicked: 648
Most Goals Kicked In A Game: 11 – Sat 03rd Jul 2004, against Kenilworth at St Marys Oval. Win: 175 to 22. G Grade – The Scum. Played at Full Forward.
Total Club Votes Since 1980: 415
Jugs of Beer (BOG Amount): 19
Last Jug Of Beer: Mon 09th May 2016, against Hectorville at Daly Oval. Win: 132 to 19. G Grade – The Scum. Played at Centre Half Forward.
Position Most Selected As: Full Forward, 98 times
Position Second Most Selected As: Midfield, 87 times
First Known Game: Sat 04th Apr 1992, against Scotch O.C. at Unley Oval. Win: 82 to 68. A Grade – The Wicked Witches of the Westies. Played at Interchange.
Last Known Game: Sat 10th Apr 2021, 10:15am, against Black Friars at St Dominics Oval. Win: 77 to 37. E Grade – The Scum. Played at Forward Pocket.
Biggest Winning Margin: 234 – Sat 30th Apr 2011, against Eastern Park at Park 10. Win: 235 to 1. E Grade – The Chardonnay Socialists. Played at Full Forward.
Awards;
Scum Captain
Scum B&F
SAAFL Leading Goalkicker
Club Leading Goalkicker
Club Letters (Service)
Club Letters (Competition)
Men’s Lower Grades Coordinator for at least a decade
Men’s Football Director 2012 onwards
2 x JT Goose winner
Other major contribution to the club “Replaced Boz with Evo”.